Revolution

There's nothing we hate more than picky bouncers, but at Revolution we don't mind. Especially as they seem to have it all inverted, letting in only the baseball–capped, scoop–necked and sovereign–knuckled neds. But who better to enjoy the faded walls, cheesy choons and bacteria–festering toilets? And as for the floor at Revolution –it's crying out for a damn good wash – judging by the sight of the bar staff scraping solid vodka from it with their marigolds –. The raised dance podiums offer brief escape from the dregs of society dancing below, but then there's the slight problem of having to shake your thang for the world to see. <i><b><a href='http://www.itchycity.co.uk/shop/' target='_blank'>Click here to buy Itchy Edinburgh, the UK's best–selling pocket–sized guide to what's on in Edinburgh, including restaurants, clubs, bars, hotels and shopping. </a></b></i>

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