Why Not?

Setting itself up for ridicule from the off, there must be limitless witty retorts to exactly why not, with 'because you're hideously over–priced and full of snobby models' topping the list. The Jeykll & Hyde door staff help to keep it that way, by adapting their behaviour to where you sit on the ugly–o–meter – pleasantly personable if you look like Claudia Schiffer, upping the aggression if you're more Billy Connolly. But, it doesn't matter what you look like if you're familiar with the letters DR on your bank statements, cause what's the point of getting in if you can't afford a drink? <i><b><a href='http://www.itchycity.co.uk/shop/' target='_blank'>Click here to buy Itchy Edinburgh, the UK's best–selling pocket–sized guide to what's on in Edinburgh, including restaurants, clubs, bars, hotels and shopping. </a></b></i>

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