Frankie & Benny's
I know what I fancy doing tonight. I'd like to go to a restaurant in a shopping centre that shuts stupidly early and serves incredibly average food to a selection of idiots that frankly must be too drunk or stupid to know better. I'd like to hang out with hens, stags and an army of screaming kids. I am most at home in the midst of total and utter mediocrity. Look, basically, eat here if you really must, but please don't say we sent you.
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Frankie & Benny's
Kinnaird Park,
Edinburgh
EH1 1PG
Mon–Thu 11am–9pm, Fri–Sun 11am–10pm
01316572766
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