Berties

Conjuring up thoughts of those 'orrible little sticks of liquorice that help keep Colgate in business, Berties is clubbing in an American house party style. Those interested in today's compensation culture may be interested in the fully varnished dance–floor and the bathrooms, which are now legendary in their hideousness. Unless you're armed with a colostomy bag or can pee into another man's pint unnoticed, the vodka–stained varnish, like the Bon Jovi album, is 'Slippery When Wet'. To avoid losing valuable tooth enamel, you should think about wearing sandals, clogs or even flip flops – if you can find any that match your outfit.

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