Candy Bar

Thought human cloning was a long way off? Take a look inside Candy Bar. They're all good-looking, but you can barely tell them apart: all dollies, no mixtures. This super-cool venue originated in Glasgow, and has spread its model-seeking tentacles to Edinburgh. If you can avoid feelings of... well, inadequacy, then the excellent cocktails make it a great place to get candy caned, and there's some pretty good food as well. Plus hanging around with gorgeous people may get you a sympathy shag.

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