Leather & Lace

Itchy loves camping outside Leather & Lace and watching all the shifty-looking characters trying to get in. They walk past once, then again, and a third time to make sure no one's watching. And then they get clocked by the fact that they have to wait outside before they're buzzed in. Of course, we brazenly relish being seen waiting to be buzzed in to a sex shop. It makes us feel thrillingly risqué, especially since we're normally wearing a trench coat with nothing at all underneath it. The exotic selection of DVDs, magazines, and novelty vibrators are certainly worth the potential embarrassment.

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